Ryan In Ohio

I'll set the scene for you. We were all sitting down to a breakfast of Lucky Charms and Shredded Wheat when Ryan declared that there are a lot of states that do not know about lightsabers at all. He then told us that he's sure that no one in Ohio knows anything about them. Ryan now wants to go to Ohio so he can educate everyone about lightsabers. He wants to make his entrance as Yoda. Go figure!